# Things dogs hate (humor)

Not sure if this is going to work since I copied out of an email message. Hopefully you can see the images!

Things that Dogs Hate About Humans

'1'

Blaming your farts on me.....

not funny... not funny at all!!

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'2'

Yelling at me for barking.…

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## _dlroberts · 2008-03-13T22:01:53.000Z
Not sure if this is going to work since I copied out of an email message. Hopefully you can see the images!

Things that Dogs Hate About Humans

'1'

Blaming your farts on me.....

not funny... not funny at all!!

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'2'

Yelling at me for barking.

I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

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'3'

Taking me for a walk, then

not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'

Any trick that involves balancing

food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.

Now you know why we chew your stuff

up when you're not home.

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'6'

The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.

You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what

a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'

Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",

then acting surprised when I freak

out every time we go back!

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'8'

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.

Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'

Dog sweaters. Hello ???

Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'

How you act disgusted when I lick myself.

Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.

We both know who's boss here!

You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

## Romi (admin) · 2008-03-13T22:08:29.000Z
Pics don't work for me dave.  :(  Its making me want to see them even more because it sounds pretty funny!!!

## _dlroberts · 2008-03-13T22:13:01.000Z
Grrrrrr. Lemme see what I can do.

## Romi (admin) · 2008-03-13T22:14:26.000Z
....it works!  Those are so funny!

## _dlroberts · 2008-03-13T22:23:47.000Z
Should be fixed. *fingers crossed*

## brada1878 (admin) · 2008-03-13T23:24:34.000Z
I love these! I LOVE number 6! lol! Thanx Dave, I needed a laugh. :c)

## Leonberger (admin) · 2008-03-14T08:13:23.000Z
LOL! Very good Dave! #9 and #10 have to be my favourite!

## sujewel · 2008-03-14T10:18:57.000Z
Number 5 cracks me up. And I love the Bulldog/Shitzu. Too Funnyd

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