If you blink...
...you'll miss it.
It was late last night and raining like mad and we were at the dog training center. Ike had to go so he picks the muddiest, steepest slope to go on in the pouring sideways rain. My umbrella was pulling me one way and he was going the other in the pitch black and I didn't want to take my eye off the poo.
It is a known fact that in pouring rain, in the dark, if you blink from the time a poo hits the ground to when you pick it up, it will be lost forever and you will spend at least a half hour mucking around in terrible weather trying to find it.
It was late last night and raining like mad and we were at the dog training center. Ike had to go so he picks the muddiest, steepest slope to go on in the pouring sideways rain. My umbrella was pulling me one way and he was going the other in the pitch black and I didn't want to take my eye off the poo.
It is a known fact that in pouring rain, in the dark, if you blink from the time a poo hits the ground to when you pick it up, it will be lost forever and you will spend at least a half hour mucking around in terrible weather trying to find it.
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"It is a known fact that in pouring rain, in the dark, if you blink from the time a poo hits the ground to when you pick it up, it will be lost forever and you will spend at least a half hour mucking around in terrible weather trying to find it."
It's true, that is a fact.
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It's a bit cumbersome to hold the mag-light in my mouth to aim it at the poop while I pick it up but I'm glad I don't have to search with the poop bag (or tread through the poop-filled grass to get to Ichi's toilet spot).
It's annoying when my apartment complex has a lawn that has 4 dog bag dispensers at the 4 corners of the lawn (that are refilled morning) and dog owners *still* leave poop on the lawn! Grrr....
I've made it my civic duty to pick up my dog's poop and any other poop I see nearby to help clean up the lawn (which is supposed to be used as an outdoor volleyball court in the weekends).
Jesse
"Excuse me, sir, I believe that steaming turquoise load over there belongs to you and you Labrador. No, actually Tosca's is fuchsia... and quite a bit smaller."
Roadside snow would look like something that could be put in MoMA!
LMAO!
Why don't we just feed them glow in the dark kittens? They are making those in Korea. http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/biz/2007/12/123_15447.html
(just kidding about the kittens...)
How about a flashlight for your head if your hands are too busy?~
So now if you are driving through VA, and happen to see a crazy lady with an LED headlamp and two Shibas who are pooping out neon pink poop....
I use it for things like walking the dogs, getting things out of a dark closet, looking at things in the dogs mouths or when Ahi hurt her foot, working on my car, and installing hardware in my PC... you know, things where you want to use both hands.
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"you know, things where you want to use both hands." ~
;P