The Chad and Niko's Battle Royel
Yes I spelled it corretly, this is a r-o-y-E-L battle.
Today is garbage day in all I thought my wonderful wife threw something away. So I wanted to be the proper man and dig in the trash for it. I tell Niko to sit and stay while I open the door. She inches her nose out the door cocked glocked and ready to rock. I say "Niko... Stay" she listens until she sees me step out side, BAM straight out the door she goes.
"niko come here" nothing
"niko come here" nothing
"niko SIT" she sits, her butt twiching
Trying to out smart Niko I keep saying "sit.. stay" as I slowly walk towards her. Thinking shes like a TRex that she only sees movement so I go very very slowly.
One last time as I get 4 feet from her "Sit.... Stay"
She sees the hand move in a blur and runs full speed around to the back of the house.
I know i'm behind but will eventually overpower her...
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