Ugh Akuma Gross!

rafatturi

Akuma must think it's awesome to come into the bathroom when i'm brushing my teeth and fart then leave me there with the horrible stink. Of course he is sitting right out side the door with his big Kai smile when I walk out...Any of your guys dogs do this?

BradA1878

LOL... Nice, Akuma, nice. We have so many dogs it's hard to say which one farts and when. When Blue was here he was the king of dropping a bomb than then leaving the room. He would even make a grumble as he left like "god you people stink".

mysticrhythms

That's pretty funny actually. Our little girl just lays there's and lets them rip like a drunk sailor. Smell so bad it could knock a buzzard of a s**t wagon. At least your dog leaves the room and takes some of the stench with him. The other night our girl was letting them go right into the side of the couch like she was baking them away for later. O_o

cdenney

Best. thread. ever.

rafatturi

@mysticrhyms that's hilarious!

ttddinh

Lol...

MapleTwinkie

Hahaha, a fart thread. I love it !

tjbart17

Havha ha that's hilarious!!

Koda farts and looks at me like I did it. Then he leaves the room.

cdenney

Speaking of flatulent canines I'm house sitting and just got home and fed the pups. One eats locked in a bathroom as he causes fights. Normally he runs in, waits and eats and chills until the others are finished. No kidding today I heard him moving around alot so I picked up the other bowls and went to let him out. As I bent down to pick up his bowl he let one rip with an air escaping from a balloon sound and evacuated the bathroom. most horrific smell I've ever smelled that came from a canine.

Hinata23

Yeah Goro farts a ton, but he has no shame about it LOL

rafatturi

Not to confuse, Akuma does fart with no shame lying next to us...waking us out of sleep sometimes with his ripe behind. He lay there and didn't flinch as he let a loud one rip right next to us the other day. It just seems like lately he doesn't want us to miss out so he'll find us in another room, fart, then leave...just sharing the love
Haha @Hinata23, I wonder if it's the high protein diets these dogs get that makes them even more potent.
@cdenney O man, maybe he was just waiting for you to let him out so he didn't have to stay in the bathroom with his stank
@tjbart17 I though humans were suppose to blame the dog not the other way around hahaha

cezieg

LOL that is awesome. When I had Tsune he would get an upset stomach from different foods on a pretty regular basis (going raw helped a LOT with this and his chronic liquid poo). I brought Tsune on a car ride with my sisters, bro-in-law, and the other sister's boyfriend. We had to spend half of the 40 minute car ride with the windows down. Tsune was just hanging out on the floor in the middle of the driver & passenger seats just dropping constant bombs while looking up at me with a completely content look on his face.

As for the flip side of dogs with farts... I find it pretty hilarious when I have one and then Ren and Keanu immediately stop what theyre doing to come over and smell it LOL

Hinata23

@rafatturi It probably is the high protein diet that makes their farts smell like death lol

jellyfish

Sometimes Toki will fart on our runs, and he is always trotting in front of me so I get downwind of everything. Every step he takes, a little tiny fart comes out, not all at once. It's rather funny and weird, never heard 10 little farts in a row until tokes.

He used to fart the same way when we lived in an apartment and we had to go upstairs. Stairfart!

Zinja

When ninja was little and we had carpet at the time, my sister and I were playing with her in our living room. We were then crawling around behind her. It was then ninja farts in my sister's face. She then begins to gag and ninja continues the attack by having diarrhea in front of her. My sister begins to vomit in front of the living room.

I then had to to clean up the human vomit and dog diarrhea... sad day.

cezieg

@Zinja LOL oh god, that's so horrifying it's funny

shibamistress

@Jellyfart--my Akita Oskar does the same thing....little tiny farts as we're going for a walk. Or what will always get him is going upstairs....a fart for every couple of stairs, and then he has to stop to look at his butt. In fact, Oskar gets very concerned about his farts, and stops to look at his butt most times he does it, so once he starts, we have very slow progress on walks indeed.

PoetikDragon

My dogs have "farts of disapproval." They all seem to know how to release a little gas to show they don't like what is going on.

cezieg

@shibamistress lmao that's pretty close to what happened to Ren last night. She got up to see where I was going and did a wake up stretch (close to a play bow) and farted at full stretch, got scared, jumped and then looked back at her butt to see what happened. That'd be pretty funny seeing big Oskar getting so concerned over a little toot on a walk!

MirkaM

So your dogs dont' shame their fart? Nuuk is ashamed from every fart or puke he does. Ife is a different story. She just gives us the look: "What are you going to do about it. I farted, deal with it!".

rafatturi

@jellyfart Akuma did that the other day, he was ahead of me and there was a strong breeze that blew his fart right in my face.

@Zinja That's awful!!! But quite the story, sad day indeed!

@shibamistress Haha that's hilarious Oskar gets so concerned

@poeticdragon Those little stinkers! Maybe Akuma has farts of approval because he does it a lot when he's just relaxing or getting pet

@MirkaM I haven't seen him ashamed yet. That's funny Ife doesn't care but Nuuk really does.

Well while typing this Akuma dropped another bomb....dogs

PoetikDragon

My dogs burp with approval. Usually in your face.

cdenney

Loveburp!

CarabooA

Lol, everyone's fart stories, lolol - I'm thinking we are pretty lucky here - no real stinkers in our group... but we most certainly have the burps covered! Always, after eating the dogs come to say hi and snuggle and one will inevitably come out with a nice lil uuurp usually followed with an attempted tongue lick... lol

WrylyBrindle

Reilly can belch the alphabet. She's so ladylike.

rafatturi

Akuma burps too! I'm wondering if he farted on my coat the other day. I put it on yesterday and it was really nasty smelling lol. I had to try to remember if I rolled in a dead animal or something, pretty sure I didn't. " who S*** on the coats?"

Kuma123

Hachi will clear a room lol His is the worst I have ever smelled!!! Most of the time they are silent and those are the ones that are the worst lol But if he gets excited and starts jumping around several will "slip" out and fumigate the house hahaha


@rafatturi, "I had to try to remember if I rolled in a dead animal or something" hahahahahaha too funny!

cdenney

@rafatturi I thought of you this morning in the bathroom while putting on makeup. My bathroom is TINY like the door cant open all the way as the sink is right there, but Sachi squeezes her way in there to the 1 ft of available space farts and leaves and just starts nudging the back of my leg from the bedroom. It smelled so bad it burned, it made my eyes water, and I had to clear the bathroom, and turn on the fan for three minutes until it cleared out. I feel your pain.

ttddinh

Rofl!

rafatturi

@cdenney hahaha that is awesome! Akuma does that in our bathroom. He also is able to wake Ana up in a dead sleep with his awfulness. I was thinking of getting him a lady but then I would have two farting Kais...

Zinja

My girlfriend was sleeping and my puppy jumped on the bed to wake her up. He was just staring at her nose to nose when he yawned. We thought it was the cutest thing... until he burped in her face

My mom was carrying him and he farted on her lap.. love it!